Herceg Novi Staircase Survey

Herceg Novi Staircase Survey

This work is based on an informal yet persistent investigation into the number of stair steps in Herceg Novi, a town whose urban structure appears to have been designed in open disagreement with horizontal movement.

Due to constant elevation changes, interrupted pathways, and the psychological collapse of the observer after repeated counting, an exact total remains unverified. Preliminary findings suggest that the number is excessive, unstable, and possibly self-generating.

The study confirms that in Herceg Novi every destination exists at the measurable distance of approximately one hundred unnecessary steps more than expected.

A small notebook filled with quality paper was used as the primary recording instrument for this scientific investigation.

Its reduced format enabled continuous portability, while the unexpectedly pleasant texture of its pages contributed to the illusion of methodological seriousness.

Although no final numerical conclusion was reached, the notebook successfully preserved all relevant data, corrections, abandoned calculations, and moments of mild despair.